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The Constipation Crisis Kit

The Constipation Crisis Kit

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Regular Price: $12.49
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The Constipation Crisis Kit will help your Over the Hill birthday person relax. Get this fun gag gift at OverTheHill.com, where we carry only the best Over the Hill gifts.
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  • The Constipation Crisis Kit
  • A silly gag gift
  • Includes TP, bran, & prune juice
Item Description
The Constipation Crisis Kit makes fun of one of those dreaded aspects of getting older: becoming irregular. Make sure your Over the Hill loved one dodges that bullet with the Constipation Crisis Kit.

The Constipation Crisis Kit makes sure the old coot gets his or her fiber. It comes with a roll of toilet paper, a box of bran flakes and a can of prune juice. If these methods fail, it's time for your Over the Hill friend to take drastic measures and insert the included firecracker where the sun don't shine. This hilarious kit will have everyone laughing.

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