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Penis Rejuvenator - Grows Smiles, Probably Not Much Else

Penis Rejuvenator - Grows Smiles, Probably Not Much Else

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Features
  • Claims to increase male virility
  • Contains yohimbe bark and horny goat weed
  • 60 day supply
  • Made in the USA
  • Hot Facts
      Taking a pill to make a penis look and feel younger is like applying a cream to make breasts larger: highly dubious but very common. Our faith in the success of miracles cannot be extinguished by common sense. So why fight it? Enjoy the ride and use it to make other people uncomfortable, say at an Over the Hill party.
    Item Description
    The man who receives Dr. Bross Penis Rejuvenator as an Over the Hill gift will understand that you are trying to help him. Onlookers might think you are mocking his low virility. Can't you do both? Advantages claimed for these supplements include:

  • Makes penis look and feel years younger
  • Makes it more sensitive to touch
  • Creates larger erections and stronger climaxes
  • Prevents premature ejaculation
  • Increases energy and sexual stamina
  • Reduce recovery time between sexual intervals
  • Makes semen taste sweet with greater volume

    Make sure the guy who receives Penis Rejuvenator reads all of these claims out loud from the package. Then you can add a few unofficial benefits:

  • Creates erections that are a danger to passing aircraft
  • Allows penis to go pick up women while you wait for them at home
  • Grows two penises for additional satisfaction

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