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Penis Rejuvenator - Grows Smiles, Probably Not Much Else

Claims to increase male virility

Contains yohimbe bark and horny goat weed

60 day supply

Made in the USA

Taking a pill to make a penis look and feel younger is like applying a cream to make breasts larger: highly dubious but very common. Our faith in the success of miracles cannot be extinguished by common sense. So why fight it? Enjoy the ride and use it to make other people uncomfortable, say at an Over the Hill party.

The man who receives Dr. Bross Penis Rejuvenator as an Over the Hill gift will understand that you are trying to help him. Onlookers might think you are mocking his low virility. Can't you do both? Advantages claimed for these supplements include:

Makes penis look and feel years younger

Makes it more sensitive to touch

Creates larger erections and stronger climaxes

Prevents premature ejaculation

Increases energy and sexual stamina

Reduce recovery time between sexual intervals

Makes semen taste sweet with greater volume

Make sure the guy who receives Penis Rejuvenator reads all of these claims out loud from the package. Then you can add a few unofficial benefits:

Creates erections that are a danger to passing aircraft

Allows penis to go pick up women while you wait for them at home

Grows two penises for additional satisfaction