The Retirement Jokes and Quotes cards are each printed with a funny joke or silly quote about retired life. This set of cards works great as a gift, or as a party accoutrement. Try setting the Retirement Jokes and Quotes cards out around the retirement party. They’ll get fun, friendly conversation going. We like using these cards as part of your place settings. Simply place a couple of cards by each plate or around the snack table. Have people read the cards aloud as they celebrate the retiree’s achievements.
The Retirement Jokes and Quotes cards are well-designed and say things like:When retired, your favorite piece of software ends up being your pillow.Now that you’re retired, on time will be when you decide to get there!Retirement To Do List: 1. Nothing 2. Break 3. Lunch 4. Zip 5. Zero 6. Zilch